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		<title>Willard &#8220;Mitt&#8221; Romney:&#8220;They Call Him Flipper&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://1389blog.com/2012/01/31/willard-mitt-romneythey-call-him-flipper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Viral Video: Flipper&#8217;s Greatest Flops Starring Mitt Romney &#038; Friends (h/t: Bumr50) Uploaded by EnHaleCentral on Jan 30, 2012 Says Breitbart: This new musical parody explores the many position &#8220;flip-flops&#8221; of Mitt Romney and his supporters. WARNING: Good luck getting the darn song out of your head the rest of the day! Mitt Romney is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WdkEc4mZF0">Viral Video: Flipper&#8217;s Greatest Flops Starring Mitt Romney &#038; Friends</a></h3>
<p><em>(h/t: <a href="http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2012/01/30/the-rise-of-multi-drug-resistant-bacteria/#comment-968825">Bumr50</a>)</em><br />
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2012/01/31/willard-mitt-romneythey-call-him-flipper/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a dir="ltr" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/EnHaleCentral" rel="author">EnHaleCentral</a> on Jan 30, 2012</p></blockquote>
<p>Says <a href="http://www.breitbart.tv/viral-video-flippers-greatest-flops-starring-mitt-romney-friends/">Breitbart</a>:</p>
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This new musical parody explores the many position &#8220;flip-flops&#8221; of Mitt Romney and his supporters.</p>
<p>WARNING: Good luck getting the darn song out of your head the rest of the day!</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>Mitt Romney is completely amoral and will say and do anything to get and keep money and power.</strong> It is just as important to defeat Mitt Romney as it is to defeat Barack Hussein Obama. In all too many respects, they are one and the same.</p>
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		<title>Christmas with Jeff Dunham, Peanut, Bubba J, and Achmed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 19:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peanut&#8217;s &#8216;Twas the Night Before Christmas &#8211; Jeff Dunham Uploaded by jeffdunham on Dec 5, 2011 Season&#8217;s Greetings! This is the first video in our series of extended clips from Jeff&#8217;s Very Special Christmas Special. Christmas with Bubba J &#8211; Jeff Dunham Uploaded by jeffdunham on Dec 6, 2011 This is the second video in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifK-k8Ii8Xw">Peanut&#8217;s &#8216;Twas the Night Before Christmas &#8211; Jeff Dunham</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/25/christmas-with-jeff-dunham-peanut-bubba-j-and-achmed/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="/user/jeffdunham" rel="author"> jeffdunham </a> on Dec 5, 2011<br />
Season&#8217;s Greetings! This is the first video in our series of extended clips from Jeff&#8217;s Very Special Christmas Special.</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaDG4VD7S8A">Christmas with Bubba J &#8211; Jeff Dunham</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/25/christmas-with-jeff-dunham-peanut-bubba-j-and-achmed/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/jeffdunham">jeffdunham</a> on Dec 6, 2011<br />
This is the second video in our series of extended clips from Jeff Dunham&#8217;s Very Special Christmas Special. This one features lovable red-neck Bubba J talking about Christmas at home and his latest encounter with Santa.</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8fIrWnXRA">Achmed is Santa &#8211; Jeff Dunham</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/25/christmas-with-jeff-dunham-peanut-bubba-j-and-achmed/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/jeffdunham">jeffdunham</a> on Dec 7, 2011<br />
The third and final video in our series of extended clips from Jeff Dunham&#8217;s Very Special Christmas Special. This one features Achmed the Dead Terrorist&#8230;disguised as Santa Claus. </p>
<p>Jeff&#8217;s latest stand-up special Controlled Chaos: <a href="http://amzn.to/ugXn4r" target="_blank">http://amzn.to/ugXn4r</a><br />
Controlled Chaos Tour Dates: <a href="http://www.jeffdunham.com" target="_blank">www.jeffdunham.com</a><br />
Jeff&#8217;s Very Special Christmas Special: <a href="http://amzn.to/vl153t" target="_blank">http://amzn.to/vl153t</a><br />
Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jeffdunham" target="_blank">www.twitter.com/jeffdunham</a><br />
Facebook: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/jeffdunham" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/jeffdunham</a><br />
Website: <a href="http://www.jeffdunham.com" target="_blank">www.jeffdunham.com</a><br />
Store: <a href="http://www.jeffdunham.com/shop" target="_blank">www.jeffdunham.com/shop</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>ANWR Thinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 04:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From YouTube: Uploaded by lilcompeau on Nov 4, 2011 More at Alaskan Songs.]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/lilcompeau">lilcompeau</a> on Nov 4, 2011</p></blockquote>
<p><em>More at <strong><a href="http://www.alaskansongs.com/">Alaskan Songs</a></strong>.</em></p>
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		<title>Christmas Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 03:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With thanks to our friends and colleagues at 2.0: The Blogmocracy. Visit Blazing Cat Fur for even more videos! Walking Christmas Tree at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal Merry Christmas from David and Sam Uploaded by Acts17Apologetics on Dec 24, 2011 http://www.answeringmuslims.com/ Christmas in Eurabia Uploaded by LatmaTV on Dec 22, 2011 A White House [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><em>With thanks to our friends and colleagues at <strong><a href="http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2011/12/24/caturday-christmas-eve-edition/" target="_blank">2.0: The Blogmocracy</a></strong>.</em><br />
<em>Visit <strong><a href="http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.com/2011/12/silent-night_24.html" target="_blank">Blazing Cat Fur</a></strong> for even more videos!</em></p>
<h3><a href="http://www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/237794/337/Man-creates-walking-Christmas-tree-to-protest-decorations-ban-">Walking Christmas Tree</a> at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal</h3>
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<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPo-fZUhjOE">Merry Christmas from David and Sam</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/24/christmas-eve-videos/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Acts17Apologetics">Acts17Apologetics</a> on Dec 24, 2011<br />
<a href="http://www.answeringmuslims.com/">http://www.answeringmuslims.com/</a></p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amQtXtkys6Q">Christmas in Eurabia</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/24/christmas-eve-videos/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/LatmaTV">LatmaTV</a> on Dec 22, 2011</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diDIhbMIKkg">A White House Christmas</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/24/christmas-eve-videos/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/georgeBinfidel">georgeBinfidel</a> on Dec 19, 2011<br />
funny spoof of Barack Obama Christmas songs parody commercial</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmEo07zy-Wo">2011 &#8211; Mannheim Steamroller &#8211; Celebration</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/24/christmas-eve-videos/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/grodq">grodq</a> on Dec 3, 2011<br />
For more information visit <a href="http://www.neverenoughlights.com/">www.NeverEnoughLights.com</a>.<br />
80000 Christmas lights synchronized to Celebration utilizing 224 Light-O-Rama channels.</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3838681/trans_siberian_orchestra_christmas_eve_sarajevo_12_24/">Trans-Siberian Orchestra &#8211; Christmas Eve Sarajevo &#8211; 12 24</a></h3>
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<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qSlFu4cy3o">Puppy Christmas</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/24/christmas-eve-videos/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<blockquote style="font-size: 85%;"><p>Uploaded by <a dir="ltr" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/devinsupertramp" rel="author"> devinsupertramp </a> on Dec 18, 2011</p>
<p>The music for this video was composed by my friend <a href="http://www.eltonluz.com/" target="_blank">Elton Luz</a>.<br />
He also did the music for my <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxUNyQ_c1E" target="_blank">fire knife dance video</a>.</p>
<p>Film was made by Devin Graham. Check out <a href="http://devingraham.blogspot.com/2011/12/puppy-christmas.html">my blog</a> on the making of this video!</p>
<p>My friend Xan Baker donated all 4 of her puppies for the filming of this video! Xan who also owns the puppies has a couple more left for sale. You can contact her at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/fraudfighters">her youtube channel</a>. Just shoot her a message there. She is based in Salt Lake City, Utah. And for those who have asked what kind of puppies they are, the puppies mom was half yorkie, half pomeranian, and the father was full maltese!</p>
<p>My friend Devin Dyer let us use his house for the filming of this, so super thanks to him and his family for helping make that happen.</p>
<p>I also had several friends who came and helped out on the filming of this, they were…<br />
Grant McCarty<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/jonash326" target="_blank">Jordan Nash</a><br />
<a href="http://www.thinktankermeeks.com/" target="_blank">Kyle Meeks</a></p>
<p>My business partner/friend <a href="http://mysterybox.us/" target="_blank">Jacob Schwarz</a> color corrected the video.</p>
<p>On a technical note, we filmed this video with a Canon 5D Mark II and Canon 7D.<br />
As far as lenses we used:<br />
Canon 16-35mm F/2.8 L series lens<br />
Canon 70-200 F/2.8 L series lens<br />
Canon 8-15mm F/4 L series lens</p>
<p>Also as a last friendly reminder, make sure to follow me on <a href="http://twitter.com/devinsupertramp" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and <a href="http://www.facebook.com/devinsupertrampyoutube" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, it&#8217;s the cool thing to do these days <img src='http://1389blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>For more info on the making of this video and the rest of my videos, make sure and check out <a href="http://devingraham.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">my blog</a>, and while you&#8217;re at it, you might as well follow that too <img src='http://1389blog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Film directed and edited by Devin Graham<br />
For job enquirers ONLY you can contact me at dpdevin@gmail.com (my email I use daily).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Holiday Gift Idea: Meet the CAIR Bears!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAIR Bears: The Movie Uploaded by TheRudeNews on Apr 3, 2008 This is a quick vid of the CAIR Bears who reside at Therudenews.com. Feel free to stop by there and see them&#8230; See: The Rude News on Facebook CAIR Bears Return Yes, the bears ARE for sale. Leave a message on the blog above [...]]]></description>
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<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeMureYg0qM">CAIR Bears: The Movie</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/12/09/holiday-gift-idea-meet-the-cair-bears/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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<p>Uploaded by <a dir="ltr" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRudeNews" rel="author">TheRudeNews</a> on Apr 3, 2008</p>
<p>This is a quick vid of the CAIR Bears who reside at <a href="http://www.therudenews.com/archives/178">Therudenews.com</a>.<br />
Feel free to stop by there and see them&#8230;</p>
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<h3><em>See:</em></h3>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Rude-News/145630078784011">The Rude News on Facebook</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.therudenews.com/archives/261">CAIR Bears Return</a></strong></li>
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<p>Yes, the bears ARE for sale. Leave a message on the blog above or on Facebook if you are interested.</p>
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		<title>Protest Sign Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 21:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<a href="http://probablynotagoodsign.com/tag/funny-protest-sign/"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/my-arms-are-tired-sign.jpg" alt="Protest sign: My arms are tired" title="Protest sign: My arms are tired" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/9334534/via/TheWaf"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/im-so-angry-i-made-a-sign.jpg" alt="Protest sign: I'm so angry I made a sign" title="Protest sign: I'm so angry I made a sign" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/davemolloy/3256854600/"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/down-with-this-sort-of-thing-sign.jpg" alt="Protest sign: Down with this sort of thing" title="Protest sign: Down with this sort of thing" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://insertwittyblogtitlehere-tosaguy.blogspot.com/2009/09/fun-with-protest-signs.html"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/it-doesnt-matter-what-this-sign-says-youll-call-it-racism-anyway.jpg" alt="Protest sign: It doesn't matter what this sign says. You'll call it racism anyway." title="Protest sign: It doesn't matter what this sign says. You'll call it racism anyway." align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/21-powerful-protest-signs"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/im-only-11-i-cant-pay-for-this-crap.jpg" alt="Protest sign: I'm only 11 - I can't pay for this crap!" title="Protest sign: I'm only 11 - I can't pay for this crap!" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/21-powerful-protest-signs"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/i-hate-crowds-sign.jpg" alt="Protest sign: I hate crowds" title="Protest sign: I hate crowds" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-rejected-protest-signs"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/protest-fail-6-thumb.jpg" alt="Protest sign (satire): If just one more person tells me to 'Get a Job'..." title="Protest sign (satire): If just one more person tells me to 'Get a Job'..." align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.baconbabble.com/index.php/2009/12/30/our-favorite-protest-signs-of-2009/"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/hes-an-idiot-signs.jpg" alt="Protest signs: He's an idiot" title="Protest signs: He's an idiot" align="left" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.baconbabble.com/index.php/2009/12/30/our-favorite-protest-signs-of-2009/"><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/found-in-a-dumpster-behind-the-capitol.jpg" alt="Protest sign: Constitution found in a Dumpster behind the Capitol" title="Protest sign: Constitution found in a Dumpster behind the Capitol" style="margin: 10px 10px" /></a>
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<h3><em>Note:</em> These are NOT from the recent &#8220;occupy everything&#8221; mob events. Not all of the signs are real &#8211; just funny.</h3>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Saturday Night Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 17:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear comedy writers, executives and others at SNL: Do we have a great opportunity to have the joker of the century on your show! The guy is great at reading a teleprompter in a funny stop-and-start way. He can say anything (and we mean ANYTHING) with a straight face! He seems to be discussing the [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Dear comedy writers, executives and others at SNL:</strong></p>
<p>Do we have a great opportunity to have the joker of the century on your show! The guy is great at reading a teleprompter in a funny stop-and-start way. He can say anything (and we mean ANYTHING) with a straight face! He seems to be discussing the issues of the day, but what he says makes so little sense that it is absolutely hilarious.</p>
<p>He has appeared on many shows of all the major networks, including ABC, CBS, NBC, CNBC, Fox, MSNBC and even al-Jazeera. He has been on radio and he is very, very well known. But only SNL has the comedy currency to deserve having this master comedian on regularly.</p>
<p>While this man will be out of work in about 16 months, SNL should have him making the country laugh right now. His current job has not been working out and he is totally incapable of doing the job he is being paid to do. In all fairness, SNL did have another guy appearing three years ago who had been trying to get the same job. That guy was marginally funny. However, the fellow we have in mind is much funnier &#8211; if, and only if, you realize that everything he says is a big joke.</p>
<p>Now, there will be some problems and we don’t want to overlook them. He is half-African (though <em>not</em> necessarily African-American). Although we find it incredible, we understand that some African-Americans identify with this jokester. We at <strong><a href="http://1389blog.com">1389 Blog</a></strong> find this hard to understand. The writers and commenters at 1389 blog are multi-ethnic, but when we find a Serb, a Czech, a Greek, Native American, or whatever other ethnicity, acting like such a buffoon, we are taken aback considerably. And trust me, if people notice the African half of this clown, they might think back to that “Negro” comedy, such as Amos &#8216;n&#8217; Andy or Stepin Fetchit or others from that era. When he speaks, we expect his eyes to get really big and the eyeballs to look around to show that he is suffering from clue-deficit disorder Sometimes, in the middle of his speeches, we expect him to repeat a classic line from the era, such as, “There ain’t nobody here but us chickens.” Let us assure you that he has not uttered any of the old “Negro” comedy classics . . . yet. But, we are sure . . . well pretty sure . . . he won’t . . . at least, not very often.</p>
<p>The other problem is that a substantial minority of the US population takes this clown seriously. These folks might find it offensive to have him making the rest of us laugh on SNL, as they see this cut-up as some sort of a secular “messiah.” If fact, one extremely open-minded and understanding Fox News commentator reaches out to those people and refers to our jokester as “the anointed one.”</p>
<p>Yes, we have this master standup comic’s <strong><a href="http://www.visitingdc.com/white-house/white-house-address.htm">phone number</a></strong> and <strong><a href="mailto:president@whitehouse.gov ">email</a></strong> handy, though we&#8217;ll admit it isn&#8217;t easy to get his attention these days. And we also know his address. It&#8217;s 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. 20500. But, barring a miracle, he will be losing his residency in January 2013. So, please hurry! The sooner he is out of DC and working for you, the better for SNL!</p>
<p>And, for that matter, the better for all fifty <em>(NOT fifty-seven)</em> States!</p>
<p><em>- 1389 Blog Admin <strong><a href="http://1389blog.com/category/1389-blog/authors/czechrebel/">CzechRebel</a></strong></em></p>
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		<title>Buzzsawmonkey has a new cartoon on PJM!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What Has Israel Ever Done For Peace?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 03:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YouTube: Uploaded by HonestReportingVideo on Aug 28, 2011 The more we follow the news, the more we realize that some things are just too outrageous to be taken seriously. HonestReporting presents the first in a series of &#8216;Media Circus&#8217; titles that might open the eyes of others, through an alternative satirical approach. So, watch the [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/09/01/what-has-israel-ever-done-for-peace/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/HonestReportingVideo">HonestReportingVideo</a></strong> on Aug 28, 2011</p>
<p>The more we follow the news, the more we realize that some things are just too outrageous to be taken seriously.</p>
<p>HonestReporting presents the first in a series of &#8216;Media Circus&#8217; titles that might open the eyes of others, through an alternative satirical approach.</p>
<p>So, watch the film, laugh (we hope), and share, share, share. Remember that every &#8216;like&#8217;, every new follower on Twitter, every +1 and every friend you share this movie with helps raise awareness of the real news issues, and of HonestReporting&#8217;s role in defending Israel from Media Bias.</p>
<p>Keeping with the spirit of &#8216;a look on the light side of life&#8217; &#8211; we&#8217;re giving away a 2-disc DVD set of &#8216;Monty Python&#8217;s Life of Brian: The Immaculate Edition&#8217;. All you have to do to enter the free draw is go to:<br />
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and leave your name and email in the sign up box after watching the film.</p>
<p>Take a moment to invite others to come check out our homepage too:<br />
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<p>The bigger our community, the greater difference we continue to make.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>German &#8220;Rose Monday&#8221; Carnival Floats: Political Cartoons in 3D</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 00:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This says it all &#8211; what they really think of Obama and the Clintons! Is this the &#8220;Change&#8221; Obama talked about? These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf. With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><span style="color:#ff0030; font-size:120%">This says it all &#8211; what they really think of Obama and the Clintons! Is this the &#8220;Change&#8221; Obama talked about?</span></p>
<p>These floats were part of the annual Carnival Parade in Germany watched by an estimated 3 million people in 3 German cities including Dusseldorf.  With our controlled press, it is interesting to see that German citizens seem to know more about the U.S. political system and environment than the majority of citizens on the streets of America.</p>
<p><center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Obama-biting-Hillarys-buttocks.png" alt="Obama biting Hillary's buttocks" title="Obama biting Hillary's buttocks" /></center><br />
<em><center>Obama biting Hillary&#8217;s buttocks</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Bill-Clinton-groping-Statue-of-Liberty.png" alt="Bill Clinton groping an angry Statue of Liberty" title="Bill Clinton groping an angry Statue of Liberty" /></center><br />
<em><center>Bill Clinton groping an angry Statue of Liberty</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Obama-in-bed-with-Hu-Jintao.png" alt="Obama in bed with Hu Jintao" title="Obama in bed with Hu Jintao" /></center><br />
<em><center>Obama in bed with Hu Jintao</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Obama-fallen-angel.png" alt="Obama as fallen angel" title="Obama as fallen angel" /></center><br />
<em><center>Obama as fallen angel</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Obama-posing-as-savior-of-EU.png" alt="EU hitching a ride on Obama's promises" title="EU hitching a ride on Obama's promises" /></center><br />
<em><center>EU hitching a ride on Obama&#8217;s promises</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Wikileaks-Assange-de-pantsing-Putin-Hillary-King-Abdullah.jpg" alt="Wikileaks' Assange de-pantsing Putin, Hillary, and Saudi King Abdullah" title="Wikileaks' Assange de-pantsing Putin, Hillary, and Saudi King Abdullah" /></center><br />
<em><center>Julian Assange of Wikileaks using robot arms to de-pants Vladimir Putin, Hillary Clinton, and Saudi King Abdullah</center></em><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Reality-Versus-Cliche.jpg" alt="Jihadis: Reality versus Cliche" title="Jihadis: Reality versus Cliche" /></center><br />
<center><strong><a href="http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,2356286,00.html">Muslims angered at depiction in German carnival</a></strong><br />
<em>&#8220;Reality&#8221; versus &#8220;Cliche&#8221; &#8211; from the 2007 parade<br />
As the saying goes, if the shoe fits, put it on!</em></center><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/Danish-Cartoon-Censorship.jpg" alt="Jihad on Danish cartoonist" title="Jihad on Danish cartoonist" /></center><br />
<center><strong><a href="http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/jihad-on-cartoonist-float-at-danish-carnival-pic/">German Carnival features &#8216;Jihad on Danish Cartoonist&#8217; Float</a></strong><br />
<em>Despite the attempted attack on Kurt Westergaard, humor and satire has the last laugh in this float built by Jacques Tilly.</em></center><br />
<center><img src="http://1389blog.com/pix/hijab-niqab-burqa-garbage-bag.jpg" alt="Hijab to niqab to burqa to garbage bag" title="Hijab to niqab to burqa to garbage bag" /></center><br />
<center><strong><a href="http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/03/political-satire-at-german-carnival.html">Hijab to niqab to burqa to garbage bag</a></strong></center></p>
<h3>Also see:</h3>
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<li><strong><a href="http://www.koelnerkarneval1.de/fastelovend-op-englisch.html">Kölner Karneval</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/03/political-satire-at-german-carnival.html">Political Satire at German Carnival 2011</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.amusingplanet.com/2010/02/cologne-carnival-2010-floats.html">Cologne Carnival 2010 Floats</a></strong></li>
<li><strong><a href="http://www.amusingplanet.com/2010/11/cologne-carnival-2010-begins.html">Cologne Carnival 2010 Begins</a></strong></li>
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		<title>The Australian Government Portrayed in Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 23:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the original Gilbert &#038; Sullivan: &#8220;I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General&#8221; This brilliant satire arrived via email, author unknown: We are the very model of a modern Labor government! And we won&#8217;t rest till every dollar of yours is completely spent. We think that we are experts on all matters quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h3>Here&#8217;s the original Gilbert &#038; Sullivan:</h3>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJaNbD6R2s">&#8220;I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General&#8221;</a></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://1389blog.com/2011/08/09/the-australian-government-portrayed-in-song/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<h3>This brilliant satire arrived via email, author unknown:</h3>
<blockquote><p>We are the very model of a modern Labor government!<br />
And we won&#8217;t rest till every dollar of yours is completely spent.<br />
We think that we are experts on all matters quite political<br />
And we will brainwash you from temperate zones to areas tropical!</p>
<p>We do not care how much it hurts to take on all our legal rot<br />
About your worries and opinions we don&#8217;t give a f***ing jot!<br />
Elections are a waste of time; we do it so you think you&#8217;re free<br />
But underneath this woeful scam we know this never was to be.</p>
<p>Pink Batts and Fuel-Watch simply are as good as we can ever do,<br />
We know quite well some didn&#8217;t fall, but many fell into this pooh!<br />
But don&#8217;t despair just yet, our best laws haven&#8217;t really seen the light.<br />
We cannot say just what they are. We know the levels of your fright!</p>
<p>We do not care one bit if you all think we are contrarian,<br />
We need to try a little game that is totalitarian.<br />
So please don&#8217;t bother writing us or posting in the blogosphere<br />
We are convinced that CO2 will damage the whole atmosphere!</p>
<p>We must conform to UN binds that leave us in a dangerous world,<br />
But we know, too, the UN flag in Canberra soon will be unfurled.<br />
We know  the UN wants your money, wants to give it all away<br />
‘Cos some of them still need a costly junket for another day.</p>
<p>While immigrants may be a lot of people most &#8220;Islamical&#8221;.<br />
We think that you should learn to eat all foods that are &#8220;halalical&#8221;.<br />
We want to make Australia either Chinese  or a Caliphate,<br />
Get used to it: start learning how to live without expressing hate.</p>
<p>The Greens have given us the tools to ruin our Australia,<br />
If Abbot had got in no doubt our plans would be a failure,<br />
So there you have it. Call us bad. We do not give a flying rip!<br />
We know you&#8217;ll learn to like it as you cannot really jump this ship!</p>
<p>You trusted us to lead this land, you gave us a small &#8220;mandidate&#8221;.<br />
Too bad you didn&#8217;t do your homework on your Labor candidate!<br />
So why on earth should we not keep on wrecking all important things.<br />
You should have known that from our past we never earned our angel wings.</p>
<p>Some think our words and spin are very truly pure Orwellian,<br />
But let us reassure you that we&#8217;re simply Machiavellian.<br />
With PM Bobby Brown around demanding you fall into line<br />
It must be very clear by now we will be no one&#8217;s Valentine!</p>
<p>So if you think you&#8217;ll  get us out by voting for the other side<br />
Remember we have two more years to do our best at &#8220;Nationcide&#8221;.<br />
That really is our goal and we can state it with an honest heart.<br />
Too bad for you we knew before that most of you were not so smart!</p>
<p>The Media in this country have been helping us in many ways,<br />
We didn&#8217;t even think they&#8217;d be so easy on us anyways.<br />
These useful little parrots will say anything and even more,<br />
And when we&#8217;re finished with them they&#8217;ll be swiftly shown the exit door!</p>
<p>So now you see the lucky country truly has run out of luck.<br />
First Rudd, then Gillard, now Bob Brown and we will turn it into muck.<br />
Too bad if you are sad and down there&#8217;s little you can do at all.<br />
Just watch the country go downhill, exactly how we planned its fall.</p>
<p>Enjoy your cave, enjoy no lights enjoy your primitivity,<br />
You could get lucky, sleep in hay like scenes from the Nativity.<br />
The good old days are gone for now unless you join our “KGB”,<br />
But we don&#8217;t think that many here applaud Marxist philosophy!</p>
<p>You should have learned from Whitlam that we really haven&#8217;t got a clue!<br />
But Gillard has outdone him and you all are in this messy stew.<br />
Too late for you, too late to cry, too late for you all to repent.<br />
We are the very model of a modern Labor government!!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It Only Hurts When I Laugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 07:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How much of this is satire, and how much is truth? You tell me. JibJab &#8211; Big Box Mart Uploaded by JibJab on Oct 16, 2007 In this funny cartoon, an honest factory worker learns the truth about his favorite department store: that there&#8217;s a very high cost for everyday low prices. Namely, unemployment! Want [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><strong><em><span style="color:#ff0030; font-size:150%">How much of this is satire, and how much is truth?</span></em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em><span style="color:#3000ff; font-size:150%">You tell me.</span></em></strong></p>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKv6RcXa2UI">JibJab &#8211; Big Box Mart</a></h3>
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<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/JibJab">JibJab</a> on Oct 16, 2007</p>
<p>In this funny cartoon, an honest factory worker learns the truth about his favorite department store: that there&#8217;s a very high cost for everyday low prices. Namely, unemployment!</p>
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<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65U0fyiu-Dk">Grandma Got Run Over By Obama &#8211; Health Care Parody</a></h3>
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<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/harvolson">harvolson</a> on Aug 25, 2009<br />
Grandma Got Run Over By Obama<br />
A song parody from the 8-17-09 Fred Thompson Show (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65U0fyiu-Dk#">56:30</a>), set to an appropriate slideshow of images.</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g0oZOz4N0U">Rush Limbaugh &#8211; Paul Shanklin Sings &#8220;The Man Who Shot Osama Bin Laden&#8221;</a></h3>
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<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimotheus85">MrTimotheus85</a> on May 6, 2011</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBD-8e7Snnw">The Scar on Obama&#8217;s Head: Possible Causes</a></h3>
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<blockquote><p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/xxxxxxxpimptaddyone">xxxxxxxpimptaddyone</a> on Apr 12, 2011</p>
<p>Obama appears to have a long scar which goes up the side of his head and over his crown.</p>
<p>Some conspiracy theorists claim they are scars that you would see on someone who has had brain surgery.</p>
<p>But without medical records (along with his school records and birth certificate) no one seems to be able to provide an answer as to the cause of the mystery scars.</p>
<p>Ben Hart, a blogger for Escape The Tyranny a website which presents itself as a Social Network &#038; Forum For Conservatives, said: &#8216;Obama&#8217;s almost done with his first term, and we still know almost nothing about the background of the President of the United States.</p>
<p>&#8216;Whatever happened to create that scar, it was clearly something serious. Was it a brain operation? Has it affected his thinking?</p>
<p>&#8216;No one is allowed to see his birth certificate. He is just one big mystery man, which adds intrigue to what that huge scar is all about.&#8217;</p>
<p>The National Institute of Health conducted a study on the value of the ear-crease sign in predicting the presence of coronary artery disease. The study consisted of 340 consecutive patients who underwent coronary arteriography. In this selected population, 75.6% of whom had coronary artery disease, the sensitivity of the sign was 59.5%, the specificity 81.9% and the positive predictive value 91.1%.</p>
<p>The sign was associated with increasing age but was also independently associated with obstructive coronary artery disease. No significant correlation was found between the sign and the presence of risk factors or other signs of such disease, except for corneal arcus. In symptomatic patients the sign suggested the presence of more extensive coronary artery disease. In an asymptomatic population with a low prevalence of coronary artery disease it appears to be of limited value in predicting obstructive coronary artery disease. However, it may identify a subset of patients prone to early ageing and to the early development of coronary artery disease, whose prognosis might be improved by early preventive measures.</p>
<p>Coronary artery disease (CAD) is an important health concern for African Americans, who are diagnosed with CAD at high rates.</p>
<p>The scar itself is interesting.</p>
<p>In &#8220;Dreams..,&#8221; there are two references to scars. Only one applies to Obama, and that resulted from a large cut on his arm he received as a child in Indonesia (page 49).</p>
<p>Obama also tells of a wound he received on his head (page 36), also in Indonesia, when struck by a rock, thrown by another child. In the book, Lolo Soetoro describes the wound &#8212; &#8220;it&#8217;s not bleeding.&#8221;</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no mention of Obama&#8217;s wound in the single-page &#8220;doctor&#8217;s note&#8221; he released during the campaign (by comparison, John McCain released 1,173 pages of his medical records to the press). So where did that nasty &#8220;hockey stick-shaped&#8221; scar on Obama&#8217;s head come from? &#8212; an accident? &#8212; a mugging? &#8212; an operation? You know he remembers.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Ghost of Tennessee Ernie Ford&#8230;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;speaks up once again for the beleaguered American working man: Two Trillion Tons (h/t: Dolphin) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj01Sqi0zic From the YouTube description: Uploaded by HerBunk on Apr 7, 2009 A Ghost who looks a little like Tennessee Ernie Ford warns us that Barack Obama&#8217;s economic stimulus plan and budget could be hazardous to our economic well-being. Jim [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>&#8230;speaks up once again for the beleaguered American working man:</p>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj01Sqi0zic">Two Trillion Tons</a></h3>
<p><em>(h/t: <a href="http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2011/04/16/caturday-arthur-the-cat-befriends-dolphins/#comment-746481">Dolphin</a>)</em></p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj01Sqi0zic</p>
<p><em>From the YouTube description:</em></p>
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<p>A Ghost who looks a little like Tennessee Ernie Ford warns us that Barack Obama&#8217;s economic stimulus plan and budget could be hazardous to our economic well-being. Jim Gossett and Lars Larson wrote the lyrics for &#8220;Two Trillion Tons&#8221; for the Lars Larson Show on Westwood One Radio Network.</p></blockquote>
<h3><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joo90ZWrUkU">1956 Version: Tennessee Ernie Ford Sings 16 Tons</a></h3>
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<p>And yes, my mother&#8217;s father was a coal miner for most of his life. As arduous as it was, he liked the work.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.ernieford.com/">Tennessee Ernie Ford: Official Site</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennessee_Ernie_Ford">Wikipedia: Tennessee Ernie Ford</a></p>
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		<title>Jingle Bombs from Achmed the Dead Terrorist and Jeff Dunham</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Achmed Sings Christmas Songs &#8211; Watch more free videos Stein hoist to Fire Base America - be sure to visit! (On Fort Hard Knox and 1389 Blog &#8211; Antijihadist Tech) Also see: More Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham on the 72 Virgins Jeff Dunham with Achmed Technorati : Christmas, Islam, funny, humor, music, satire, video Del.icio.us [...]]]></description>
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<p style="COLOR: #ff0030"><br/><em><strong>Stein hoist to</strong> <a href="http://firebaseamerica.blogspot.com/2007/12/achmed-dead-terrorist-sings-christmas.html"><strong>Fire Base America</strong></a> <strong>- be sure to visit!</strong></em></p>
<p><em>(On <a href="http://forthardknox.com">Fort Hard Knox</a> and <a href="http://1389blog.com">1389 Blog &#8211; Antijihadist Tech</a>)</em></p>
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<li><a href="http://1389blog.com/2007/11/11/jeff-dunham-on-the-72-virgins/">Jeff Dunham on the 72 Virgins</a></li>
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		<title>Disguising a Turkey&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 20:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Just a little fun for the holiday.  Have a very Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! </p>
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<p>(Other cool animated greetings at <a href="http://forthardknox.com/2007/11/21/a-thanksgiving-quiz/">FHK</a>, <a href="http://jennsierrafhk.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/who-doesnt-like-thanksgiving/">JS</a>, <a href="http://grizzlygroundswell.com/archives/407">GG</a>, <a href="http://iwassofat.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/thanksgiving-is/">iWSF</a>, <a href="http://chroniclesofalva.wordpress.com/2007/11/22/welcome-and-happy-thanksgiving/">CoA</a>)</p>
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